Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, and listening to rap. Grandma gotta lip ring yo! (9)
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Don't feel special I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call. (4)
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You wanna know who's amazing & has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :) (7)
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You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't. (1)
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With age comes new skills. You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time. (1)
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Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns… Ever notice how all women’s problems begin with men? (7)
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Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons. (8)
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If nobody's perfect....Does that make us Nobody?
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(Glass breaks) woman: I think someones breaking in! Man: Ill take care of this (grabs a toilet brush) Woman: A toilet brush? What are you going to do scrub him to death? Man: Would you want to be touched with this? (2)
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